M.L.I.S.W :: The Dongbang Giant

The Dongbang Giant No. 1 I came up for my morning watch and start checking out the ships in  our vicinity.  I click on the AIS icon for a ship that we're slowly overtaking.  AIS provides all the information that you see in the photo.  Anyways, I immediately start giggling because I have the sense of humor of a three year old.  The ships name was The Dongbang Giant No.1.  Now if that doesn't either sound like the name of a super famous porn star or the name of a dildo in a sex toy shop then I just don't know what does....

ME:  The Dongbang Giant No. 1?!

Second Mate:  The Dongbang Giant has been such a pain in my ass...

ME:  The Dongbang Giant has been a pain in your ass.....*giggles*

Second Mate:  Oh.my.god.  They wouldn't get out of my way - they've been in front of me alll night long....

ME:  *uncontrollable giggling*

The Second Mate had had a very long watch and did not see the humor in all of this.